It's 2:47 AM on a Tuesday in November. You're in your kitchen, eating shredded cheese directly from the bag, staring at your phone because someone in the company Slack just typed "quick question about tomorrow's launch" followed by the dots that indicate they're still typing. Those dots have been going for 90 seconds. You know whatever comes next is going to ruin your life.
This is Q4 in ecommerce.














